10. He’s a sexy doofus.
9. He rarely dumbs it down for his audience.
8. He stocks his mom’s fridge with Colt 45.
7. He loves the doggies.
6. He always wears grey socks.
5. He and Paul Schaffer have been close, personal friends for over 75 years.
4. He’s nuts about his little boy.
3. He’s nuts.
2. He took a fruit basket to GE.
1. The gap in his teeth.
Gravy Days 
I love this! So clever. And so true. All of it.
Write on, sister.
Amen.
In the writing spirit, always…