Guitar Hero Goddess

My 14-year-old is a patient soul. His penchant for video games knows no limits.. and occasionally he requests my presence.. if not to watch, then to play. I should know better, but I don’t seem to.

Guitar Hero (both 1 and 2) holds special interest for me so it’s not hard to wrangle ole mom into the action. Many of the songs are from my teenage years.. and now they are from my son’s. The catch is.. he knows how to play them all and I don’t.

My favorites are the Deep Purple classic “Smoke on the Water” (I actually get through that one), Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock & Roll” and of course, “Rock This Town”.. a Stray Cats hit. I can play them all on ‘easy’.. my son amps it up to expert and gets 5 stars in the process. Yikes..

He regularly wallops his competition.. including his older brothers.. who are, um.. supportive..but not more than mildly amused that their little bro is better than they are.

My efforts here remind me of an episode of The Simpsons in which Bart is attempting to learn the guitar. The school bully Nelson asks him what he’s trying to play. “Polly Wolly Doodle,” says Bart. “Well, it sounds Polly Wolly crappy,” Nelson says.

That’s what I am. Polly Wolly crappy.

Truthfully, it makes no never mind to me..

It’s fun to hang with the kid. And what’s even better–he wants me to. Sometimes.


One thought on “Guitar Hero Goddess

  1. I used to loooooove “Smoke on the Water” — don’t know where my Deep Purple records went, though.

    Many years ago I had a friend who often said, “It don’t much make no difference.” Thanks for reminding me of him. I wonder what’s happened to the guy.

    Hey, maybe he’s the one who stole my records! Hmmm…

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